You are what you eat

You are what you eat!

It was about 6:00 PM when Li walked into a small restaurant in town, a quiet place that never got that many customers. Her stomach rumbled pretty damn loud as she caught the scent of cooking meat, making her drool a little. She wasn't alone, walking in behind her was a strange figure; a tall female lynx anthro wearing regal purple clothing that wouldn't be out of place on a member of royalty, with light brown fur, black markings, jet black hair and ruby red eyes. The most striking feature, besides her rather large chest, was her prominent canine fangs…this girl was a vampire. "So, this is the place?" The girl asked in a light Romanian accent, gentle and elegant. "Aye, this is it, c'mon in Alina." Li replied. Heading over to a table and settling down. "Mmm, the food here looks delicious…" Alina giggled and sat herself down too. "Da, it looks appealing." She gave a toothy grin. Browsing the menu for what looked nicest, Li picked out a few simple beef burgers, not wanting to spend too much on food. Alina however picked an incredibly expensive steak meal, no doubt wanting to taunt Li for her cheapness. "Ugh, Alina it ain't fair to order something so bloody expensive when I have to get the barely filling crap 'cause I have little money right now!" Li grunted, annoyed. Her feline friend smirked and waggled a finger. "Now now, scurta mea termic prieten, I'll pay for our meals, don't worry." She giggled. Li cracked a small smile and just nodded, as the waiter came over and took their orders.

While awaiting their food, Li looked around the place, noticing how quiet it was. "Say Alina? Is it me or is there NOBODY else here? It's deserted!" She mumbled. "Probably just a slow day Li, don't worry." She responded, her own stomach grumbling quietly. Finally the food was brought over, Li purring out loud and wagging her tail in anticipation, Alina just smiling and rubbing her hands together. "Here you are madams, enjoy your meal." The waiter said, in almost a tone of amusement. Li wondered why but shrugged it off as she picked up a burger and bit into it. Her eyes widened as she chewed, it really was delicious, causing her to quickly devour it, and then another, and another. Alina also had a similar reaction to her steak, mewing happily and tearing into it with gusto, not even pausing for breath. Both of them gorged non-stop, not hearing the sudden, loud rumbles and gurgles being released by their stomachs. Li did however notice the sensation of bloating within her abdomen, and she looked down, pausing her eating, to notice her belly groaning and swelling outwards. Needless to say, she yelped in surprise. Agh! Alina! I-I'm swelling up!" She cried, a paw on her tummy as it began to grow. Alina didn't hear her, she was too busy eating, purring loudly and with eyes closed, while she too was beginning to expand.

Li tried to get up from her chair, but the sheer weight of her ballooning belly weighed the poor hybrid down, pushing her away from the table. And then she felt another sensation. The feeling of something, expanding, just below her stomach even. She reached down and felt just below her enormous gut and felt her heart jump: Something was filling out…it felt like an, udder? "What the-" She gasped, looking at Alina, who was also doming out and expanding, her stomach ripping free of her shirt, an udder also forming below it. And still oblivious and happy as hell. Li groaned as she attempted to stand again, only to be greeted by loud ripping noises, her belly and udder bursting her jeans and tearing her shirt. "Oh for fu-"she cut herself off as she noticed her hands. They were bloating, the fingers expanding and turning black, starting to fuse together into hooves. Hooves!? "Fuck!" Li cried, again trying to stand, only to nearly topple over as her feet went the same way as her poor hands. "Whoa!" She yelped, ramming a hoof against the table to get her balance back. Her tail had shrank, once a majestic, long appendage, now a short little cow tail atop her somewhat rather blubbery butt, which had ballooned along with her belly…and her breasts, once fair sized and covered by her shirt, now a pair of enormous fluffy melons, shredding her black shirt open the moment she lurched forwards. "Ah God damn it…" She moaned, and then grunted once again as she felt her head warp and change, becoming that of a cow's, still retaining her signature ponytail, much to her relief.

She looked at Alina…and then laughed. The poor lynx had somehow gotten even bigger than her, having exploded her clothing and broken her chair, sitting atop her vast butt, and still eating her steak with a happy face. A big brown and black cow, with black hair, and red eyes. "Look at you! You're a damn BLOB!" Li howled, nearly falling onto her own huge ass in sheer amusement. "Mm?" Alina smiled. "…Wait, why aren't you freaked out?" "Oh, no reason Li…just that I knew this'd happen." She beamed. "YOU KNEW-"Li almost burst a blood vessel, and waddled over to her bovine companion, her thick hoofed feet clopping as they hit the ground. "How. Why. What!?" She growled…well, mooed, as threatening as she could. Alina just pointed to the waiter, who laughed and shook his head. "Alina's a friend of mine, showed me how to curse and enchant stuff. So we hexed the food!" He chuckled. "Ya know what the say: You are what you eat!"

Li's eye twitched and she clopped over to him. "Do this to me again. EVER. AGAIN. And I will squash you." She threatened, glaring. Alina rolled her eyes and also waddled over, slapping her friend's big butt playfully. "Oh cheer up Li; at least we get fresh milk on tap!" She joked. "EW! God Alina, just, no, that was wrong. Blech." Li shuddered, not liking that one bit. Well the joke at least, her butt shaking like a waterbed wasn't too unpleasant. Alina paid their bill and then the pair went to leave…only to both get wedged into the door as they tried to get through it at the same time. "Uh…well, this is embarrassing," Li sighed, ears drooping. "Oh hush, we'll return to normal soon enough, until then, anyone got a crowbar?"